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alcoholicgifts:

this dude stays ready

(Source: fucknaruto)

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uh oh winter soldier beat boring lead guy in a swimming race and now boring lead guy is salty

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Lmao I know exactly what you’re talking about

so i didn’t imagine it!!  ahhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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this is seriously like watching a particularly terrible episode of teen wolf.  but without sunshine prince tyler posey or an end in sight.

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I ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE TAB CONTAINING THE COVENANT GODDAMMIT UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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uh oh

swimming pool scene.

wow those r teeny tiny swim shorts.

i have thongs made of more fabric.

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did she just have “the chronicles of paganism” out? like it was her recreational reading after she finished her homework?

"well done with calculus. oh i kno let me pass the time by flipping through this tome!"

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jesus christ

i want to blame this terrible acting on the script because it is not good.  at all.

but jfc these deliveries…was this entire film ADRed?

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wow it’s really convenient that there are pyramids of kegs and pyramids of bottles in this back alley for these bro witches to float each other into

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i had to pause the movie and walk away because i knew an awkward dance scene was about to happen

and now i’m back and it’s happening and i just

i’m so deeply uncomfortable right now

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LMAO OMG ok so i think something just happened.

so riggins is at the local soda fountain and he saw creepy nick carter and some other guy playing pool and he walked over

and i’m pretty sure, i’m not positive and i’m not gonna rewind to check, but i’m pretty sure when riggins went to greet the other guy

riggins went in for a fist bump and the other guy went in for a handshake and riggins bumped a handshake

and. they. kept. that. take.

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r Some Guy and Riggins gonna pull out their cocks and measure them at any point in this movie?

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this witch guy taking this blonde transfer student to a probably haunted house without warning like it’s not a big deal

"i have to run errands today"

"oh cool"

"wanna come with"

"yeah i mean i don’t kno u but sure let me get in ur mustang convertible because it’s 2006 and those cars are cool"

"awesome! oh btw before we go to target let’s stop by this old abandoned village"

"wat."

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neversleepever:

(squeals)

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let us all reflect on the fact that while filming the covenant sebastian stan was scheduled to come to set one day just so he could say “boo”

that was it.  he spent all day on set and stood quietly in the scene while the other actors delivered their multiple lines poorly. and he only said “boo”.